- You can analyze the social/cultural significance of appliances you cannot operate.
- Your small, shared office is better decorated than your apartment.
- You have ever, as a folklore project, attempted to track the progress of your own joke across the Internet.
- You are startled to meet people who neither need nor want to read.
- You have ever brought a journal article to a bar.
- You rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.
- Everything reminds you of something in sociology (even the fucking Blue Man Group!).
- You have ever discussed academic matters at a sporting event.
- You have ever spent more than $50 on photocopying while researching a single paper.
- You can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library.
- You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
- You regard caffeine as a vitamin.
- You consider all papers to be works in progress.
- Professors don't really care when you turn in work anymore.
- You find the bibliographies of books more interesting than the actual text.
- You have given up trying to keep your books organized and are now just trying to keep them all in the same general area.
- You have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
- You find yourself explaining to children that you are in "20th grade".
- You start refering to stories like "Snow White et al."
- You frequently wonder how long you can live on ramen without getting scurvy
- You look forward to taking some time off to do laundry
- You wonder if ASA style allows you to cite talking to yourself as "personal communication"
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