Thursday, December 14, 2006

(Not so) Blind Item:

Who's been spending far too much time in the beer halls? Word is that this world famous theorist can't even bring home a decent paycheck for his wife, as he spends all of his patron's money on beer and women...Witnesses say Karl often stays out until well past dawn, singing and shouting about how all alcohol should be free...This disturbing behavior is nothing new for the former president of the Trier Tavern Club Drinking Society. The last time he landed in the gutter, his college grades suffered as a result...Grades first, marriage next? A certain Ms. Jenny von Westphalen might want to curb her hubby's "nights out" with the Hegel Crowd.

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